Deranged Germanic drummer

*real* musician, lady killer

Onstage gear: Roland V drums of DOOOOOM!

Current holder of the longest drum solo dedicated entirely to SaurKraut.

His fave record is "spasms in white noise" by the philharmonic yak herders of Munich

"DON'T MENTION THE WAR"

Escaping from a travelling gypsy performance art circus where he was forced to re-enact "Deutschland Uber Alles" in gravel # whilst simultaneously attempting to touch two flies with the same piece of wood without either fly knowing that the other fly was being touched, Mr Haase has an atypically Knackwurst munching punk over weird jazz-hardcore-metal background so beloved of our Euro wielding friends.

Invading our shores approximately 7 years ago with nary a cry of "Achtung Shnell Shnell" or "Gott in Himmel" to be heard, the delights of his mad skillz were first enjoyed at the SUNDEX parties so missed by anyone with a Sunday to spare by the Brisbane river.

Capable of beat mangling insanity from Drum and Bass to lowly jazz he not only brings dashing good Luftwaffe looks to the SF party but an incredible ability to not only work out the seemingly random jabbings of the rest of us but to bring a live energy impossible to recreate with a MicroKorg.

"Haase is in tha house"